Profiteering was never so adorable!
Haiti's Prayer Bear come with A prayer inside this adorable Bear! L$30
Here is my prayer:
“Oh Baby Jesus, we pray for all the people of Haiti. Please help them in their time of need. But please also help this misguided soul attempting to profit from their pain by slapping “prayers for Haiti” on a stupid bear and selling it. We know she’s probably just as clueless today as she was in 2005 when she bought that Aladdin T-shirt. I’m sure she didn’t know it was made by women working 12-16 hour shifts 7 days a week for 28 cents an hour in a Disney run sweatshop. We know even if she did she probably didn’t have given a shit like most other people. We can only hope and pray she now realizes how she too is also exploiting these poor people and has an epiphany of Christlike compassion. We hope she takes any L$ she makes from these bears and gives it TIMES ONE HUNDRED to a charity that is working to help these people rather than profit from them and atones for her sins. Amen. “
“P.S. When Pat Robertson dies, please smack him for me. Thank you. “
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Crucifixion?
Jesus Holy Crucifix A homage to Jesus Christ. L$100
Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each…
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Don’t blame me when ex-cons start showing up with eating disorders
Nothing says prison these days than the return of traditional Blank and White Stripes. This one is adapted from that used by the most dangerous inmates at the Terminal Island Correctional Facility. L$195
It is this sort of advertising that leads to a distorted body image in convicted fellons. How are rapists and murders supposed to feel good about themsleves when this is how they think society believes they should look? Being someone’s bitch is hard enough without always having that aching feeling in your heart your cellmate wishes you looked like a supermodel.
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I see London, I see France…
A pose based on the cover of the album "Paris" perfect for photography. The pose ball has a show/hide function. L$50
Paris wasn’t always the best at picking poses suited for photography. I mean, I can think of a few freebie beds that have poses that fit her too. Now if Paris herself had a show/hide function *THAT* would be something I would pay $50 for.
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He held aloft Playboy Dec ’07, signifying by devine right he was a loser
HUNG a cool prims body jacket wrive some games and playboy magesin in the back a ipod player wrive headfoon on the jacket it self so great cuffs jeans to macht it al up this outfit cointains lot of goodys so dont miss it mister hUNG L$400
I always thought these jackets were a bit on the goofy side, but this one takes the cake. WTF is with that pocket in the back? How the hell are you supposed to reach back there and get anything? On top of that it has a buckle?!? I do admit it gives you a handy dandy place to withdraw your rolled up tube-o-porn like a magic sword of dorkness that proclaims… “I AM the KING of the LOSERS.”
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Anata wa baka gaijin desu ne?
What? No cupholders?
THEODORA Neural Core Brain Implant and Reprogramming Chair L$200
I mean, who does a gynoid have to sleep with to get a few creature comforts? A pillow would be nice too you know. They DO have a few soft and fleshy parts here and there… especially there.
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Scripting FAIL
Visit webpage page on click v1.0 L$10
You mean this script?
//Emmas Seetan
//21 September 17:06
string text = "Visit the Second Life Wiki!"; //Floating text
string url = "https://wiki.secondlife.com/"; //must include 'http://'
default
{
touch_start(integer num_detected)
{
llLoadURL(llDetectedKey(0), text, url); //Loads the URL
}
}
…which can be found in the scripting wiki here: http://wiki.secondlife.com/wiki/LlLoadURL
If you want to ad the hovertext option he talks about add this bit between default and touch_start:
state_entry()
{
llSetText(text, <0.0, 1.0, 0.0>, 1.0); // Display text in green
}
Of course, if the perms he advertises are correct you won’t be able to do ANY of this with his script because it is no transfer, which means you can’t edit it.
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Small world, ain’t it?
Baggies L$20
My #1 use for baggies is for a place to put dog poop. I see I’m not alone in that custom.
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I can’t argue with that
RezzBox Very easy to use (for dummies 
L$49
For dummies is right. Here’s the problem. These things are advertised claiming you can rez objects with it only counting as one prim. That’s true, but the LAG from constantly rezzing hundreds of temp prims (since that is how they do it) slows the entire server and kills performance for everyone, including you. People who use these are the same oblivious asshats who try to take a full cart full of groceries through the 12 items or less / cash only lane and then want to pay with a check.
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Veal spaz dammit!
S+S Gothika Chair dieser stuhl hat eine sitzanimation mit beinhaltet , dieses ist ein cyber goth chair mal was anderes viel spass damit bei fragen und anregungen meldet euch einfach bei mir . viel spass damit ;O)= L$120
Maybe it looks better if you are German too.
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OMG that’s so original!
This is a Really nice Skull Head TIPJAR. L$20
Is there anything that someone won’t add a tipjar script to? It’s like stoners who will make a bong out of anything. WooHOO!!! Look! I made a tipjar out of a freebie car. Now I can drive around and people can pay me tips for being so creative and original!
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I suppose it does give a convenient place to tie your mooring line
Gorean Ship Vehicle L$1200
I’m told that by Gorean law all ships must have a prick (not including the captain). And just for future reference, just because the tip looks like it is made of gold it doesn’t mean it should cost more. I’d be willing to bet L$1200 the script is a freebie.
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Ju have some ‘splaining to do!
pedobear - L$20 - not sure how to explain what it does, better see him in action in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uOlvLIsATo
I think I know what it does. Apparently it makes you record really crappy machinima and upload it to YouTube.
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