Zieg FAIL!
Based on the movie of the same name, this is a fantastic classic tattoo, for roleplaying purposes. L$300
Hey, do you have a child avatar skin with cigarette burns? It’s okay. It’s just for roleplay purposes.
btw, the display of swastikas in Second Life is forbidden, so even wearing this tattoo is a ToS/CS violation.
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Now with EXTRA LAG!
SionChicken Coop with 4 Sections. L$150
Complete with 4 separate sections for the little buggers to bump into and cause enough physics collisions to kill the entire sim with no effort (or comprehension) on your part at all! Your neighbors will be so excited!
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Brrrrr! It’s cold! Throw another snowball on the fire!
A cute little snowlamp made of snowballs and with a scripted fire inside:) Gives a golden glow. L$49
From the makers of the solar powered flashlight and edible toilet paper comes the latest in gadgets that make no sense. Seriously, are we cooking the snowballs or something? Do snowballs have some magical properties when stacked over a fire I don’t know about? Oh yeah, that’s right… THEY PUT IT OUT.
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Perfect for after dinner football watchin’
"White cotton Thanksgiving panties. "Gobble Gobble" on front and a friendly friend on back." L$49
Nothing quite like taking a holiday associated with reuniting with family mixed with sexy panties imagery. “Hey, everyone! Grandma says the turkey is ready! And look what she’s wearing!”
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It all happened so fast!
Robber's Ski Mask L$99
SLPD Officer: “So you were assaulted by this guy. What did he look like, ma’am?”
Female avatar: “I don’t know. He was wearing a mask… but the name over his head was…”
SLPD Officer: “Please, ma’am. Just answer the question. Did you get a good look or not?”
Female avatar: “But that’s what I’m trying to tell you… his name… it was…”
SLPD Officer: “Hey, if you can’t give a description we can go by I guess we are done here.”
You are right. We are.
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Photo-Real WHAT?!?!
HH Photo-Real 3D Prim Pubic Hair G2 Style 1 L$500
WOAH!!! Hold on a minute. Photo-Real? You mean you actually took a picture of someone’s pubes so you could make this? Whose pubes did you… wait. No. I don’t want to know. There *is* such a thing as *too* realistic you know.
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Just in time for Thanksgiving!
Newborn baby incubator. For your neborn prim baby. L$200
I like mine medium rare with just a little pink left on the inside, please.
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SOYLENT EMERALD VIEWER IS MADE BY GRIEFERS!
Profile Clicking Listener - Who's looking into Your Profile? l$199
“This can be very fun for all (or embarrassing for somebody at first, lol), but everyone who knows some little tricks in SL, can recognize you and you won’t be anonymous any more in this case.”
What ever happened to the good old days when you could at least LOOK at a friggin’ profile without having to advertise it to the entire world?!? Right, that was before Emerald and all it’s griefer based exploits. ‘Griefer based’ you say? Oh yeah. Most of the people who created Emerald are serial griefers with multiple accounts banned for everything from crashing people to crashing sims to outright content theft. You didn’t know that? Would you have downloaded it and used it if you had?
Considering they seem to like putting in tools that send information without the person’s knowledge it makes you wonder what else they are collecting from the people who use their viewer, doesn’t it? It’s 10 o’clock. Do you know what your password is? They might.
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No! We ain’t gonna take it!
Marvelous Wig-#001-Blue L$100
You can’t tell me I’m the only one who saw this and started singing Twisted Sister can you?
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SOMEone doesn’t watch Animal Planet
"He's an animated panda with fish so he won't be going hungry today 
" L$590
Except that pandas don’t eat fish. They live in the mountains and eat bamboo.
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So you want to be a griefer
"So You Want To Be A Weapons Dealer" L$450
Oh joy. Every freebie griefer weapon ever made in one convenient pack. The only people dumb enough to buy these from you are newbies who don’t know any better. Then they fly around with their shit shooter and play “asshole gangsta man” all over the grid. Either that or they bug the crap out of the rest of us trying to resell their craptasktic freebies. Oh wait, that’s what you are doing already. My bad.
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Halp! I’m being spammed by Count Chocula!
"I do make custom NAME gestures per request. Prices start from 40L and up. Please send me a Detailed notecard with the saying/spelling, pronunciation (if needed), and any little design (if needed)." L$100
Congratulations. You have mastered the most useless and annoying skill possible. Give yourself a enema and celebrate.
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Parley on Wayne! Parley on Garth!
20 gestures en francais L$125
A sphincter says, “Que?”
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Where is Spock when you need him?
Dragon's Breath L$200
What is that writing? Is that Klingon?
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