A pose based on the cover of the album "Paris" perfect for photography. The pose ball has a show/hide function. L$50
Paris wasn’t always the best at picking poses suited for photography. I mean, I can think of a few freebie beds that have poses that fit her too. Now if Paris herself had a show/hide function *THAT* would be something I would pay $50 for.
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HUNG a cool prims body jacket wrive some games and playboy magesin in the back a ipod player wrive headfoon on the jacket it self so great cuffs jeans to macht it al up this outfit cointains lot of goodys so dont miss it mister hUNG L$400
I always thought these jackets were a bit on the goofy side, but this one takes the cake. WTF is with that pocket in the back? How the hell are you supposed to reach back there and get anything? On top of that it has a buckle?!? I do admit it gives you a handy dandy place to withdraw your rolled up tube-o-porn like a magic sword of dorkness that proclaims… “I AM the KING of the LOSERS.”
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THEODORA Neural Core Brain Implant and Reprogramming Chair L$200
I mean, who does a gynoid have to sleep with to get a few creature comforts? A pillow would be nice too you know. They DO have a few soft and fleshy parts here and there… especially there.
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Visit webpage page on click v1.0 L$10
You mean this script?
//Emmas Seetan
//21 September 17:06
string text = "Visit the Second Life Wiki!"; //Floating text
string url = "https://wiki.secondlife.com/"; //must include 'http://'
default
{
touch_start(integer num_detected)
{
llLoadURL(llDetectedKey(0), text, url); //Loads the URL
}
}
…which can be found in the scripting wiki here: http://wiki.secondlife.com/wiki/LlLoadURL
If you want to ad the hovertext option he talks about add this bit between default and touch_start:
state_entry()
{
llSetText(text, <0.0, 1.0, 0.0>, 1.0); // Display text in green
}
Of course, if the perms he advertises are correct you won’t be able to do ANY of this with his script because it is no transfer, which means you can’t edit it.
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Baggies L$20
My #1 use for baggies is for a place to put dog poop. I see I’m not alone in that custom.
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RezzBox Very easy to use (for dummies 
L$49
For dummies is right. Here’s the problem. These things are advertised claiming you can rez objects with it only counting as one prim. That’s true, but the LAG from constantly rezzing hundreds of temp prims (since that is how they do it) slows the entire server and kills performance for everyone, including you. People who use these are the same oblivious asshats who try to take a full cart full of groceries through the 12 items or less / cash only lane and then want to pay with a check.
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S+S Gothika Chair dieser stuhl hat eine sitzanimation mit beinhaltet , dieses ist ein cyber goth chair mal was anderes viel spass damit bei fragen und anregungen meldet euch einfach bei mir . viel spass damit ;O)= L$120
Maybe it looks better if you are German too.
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This is a Really nice Skull Head TIPJAR. L$20
Is there anything that someone won’t add a tipjar script to? It’s like stoners who will make a bong out of anything. WooHOO!!! Look! I made a tipjar out of a freebie car. Now I can drive around and people can pay me tips for being so creative and original!
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Gorean Ship Vehicle L$1200
I’m told that by Gorean law all ships must have a prick (not including the captain). And just for future reference, just because the tip looks like it is made of gold it doesn’t mean it should cost more. I’d be willing to bet L$1200 the script is a freebie.
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pedobear - L$20 - not sure how to explain what it does, better see him in action in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uOlvLIsATo
I think I know what it does. Apparently it makes you record really crappy machinima and upload it to YouTube.
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Jeff Dunham Gesture - Silence i Kill You (Achmed)
The whole dead terrorist “I kill you” bit was mildly funny the first… oh… 10,000 times but the last thing I need is a gaggle of assholes playing it over and over in my SL. Dunham’s 15 are just about up as it is. Cut the poor bastard some slack and stop ripping off his jokes. I mean, you even ripping off his artwork ffs.
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Valentine's Heart Pillow L$1
Looks more like a Valentine’s Day Tongue Pillow from this angle… not that there us anything *wrong* with a little V-day tongue. Just sayin’.
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Cheap Kenny avatar inspired by South Park characters. L$10
Inspired? Ummm, yeah. Whatever.
HEY! Guess what! The 90′s called. They want their catch phrases back.
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