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Scripting FAIL

January 25, 2010 Leave a comment

Visit webpage page on click v1.0 L$10

You mean this script?

//Emmas Seetan
//21 September 17:06
 
string text = "Visit the Second Life Wiki!"; //Floating text
string url = "https://wiki.secondlife.com/"; //must include 'http://'
 
default
{
    touch_start(integer num_detected)
    {
        llLoadURL(llDetectedKey(0), text, url); //Loads the URL
    }
}

…which can be found in the scripting wiki here: http://wiki.secondlife.com/wiki/LlLoadURL

If you want to ad the hovertext option he talks about add this bit between default and touch_start:

    state_entry()
    {
         llSetText(text, <0.0, 1.0, 0.0>, 1.0); // Display text in green
    }

Of course, if the perms he advertises are correct you won’t be able to do ANY of this with his script because it is no transfer, which means you can’t edit it.

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Categories: FAIL, Morally Bankrupt

Classic FAIL!

December 20, 2009 Leave a comment

Electric Goat - Classic Leather Couch L$75

Either that’s a very tall couch or it’s made for people with really narrow asses.

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Categories: FAIL, Furnishings

Symbols for the symbol-minded

December 17, 2009 Leave a comment

Beautiful black shirt with ying yang print an 3/4 sleeves and sculpted collar. L$100

It’s called ‘yin-yang (with one ‘g’). ‘Ying-yang’ is what your model must keep his comb up because his hair looks like shit.

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Categories: Clothing, FAIL

You’ve never given birth, have you?

December 16, 2009 Leave a comment

*Shows facial animations of intense enjoyment.* L$149

Intense enjoyment? Really? Are you sure you want to stick with that story? To quote the immortal words of Bill Cosby, “She grabbed my bottom lip… and said, ‘I… WANT… MORPHINE!!!’”

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Categories: Avatars, FAIL, Primbabies

Show me a sign!

December 15, 2009 Leave a comment

a 100% perm texture for your great buildings or other stylish tools you build. L$51

This should go perfectly with my “Welcome! We’re CLOSED” sign I got last week.

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Categories: FAIL

FFS! PICK A FONT!

December 2, 2009 1 comment

*EeLs* buddha Tshirt (red) L$50

Are you selling the shirt or holding it for ransom? btw, that’s a really dark shade of red.

 

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Categories: Clothing, FAIL, WTF?

Ye Olde FAIL

December 1, 2009 Leave a comment

Individual medieval meal (boxed) L$350

The old scroll look is a nice touch, except you don’t see many medieval documents with color photos. DOH!

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Categories: FAIL

Zieg FAIL!

November 23, 2009 1 comment

Based on the movie of the same name, this is a fantastic classic tattoo, for roleplaying purposes. L$300

Hey, do you have a child avatar skin with cigarette burns? It’s okay. It’s just for roleplay purposes.

btw, the display of swastikas in Second Life is forbidden, so even wearing this tattoo is a ToS/CS violation.

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SOMEone doesn’t watch Animal Planet

November 15, 2009 1 comment

finshing panda

"He's an animated panda with fish so he won't be going hungry today :) " L$590

Except that pandas don’t eat fish. They live in the mountains and eat bamboo.

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Categories: FAIL

Whoa…. like, far out, man….

November 5, 2009 Leave a comment

jump in listen for japanese voice then say start.to stop..say stop L$200

jump in listen for japanese voice then say start.to stop..say stop L$200

This is why you shouldn’t put prices on your images. Sign says 400, but price is actually 200. I’m also giving this a Perspective FAIL for using Greenies as a background. It makes it look like the “cruiser” is about 1m in diameter.

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Categories: FAIL, Vehicles

Branding FAIL!

October 30, 2009 Leave a comment
"Nice domina latex suit in black and violet with top, bra pants,g-string, stockings, gloves, mask, belt, boots, collar,whip" L$350

"Nice domina latex suit in black and violet with top, bra pants,g-string, stockings, gloves, mask, belt, boots, collar,whip" L$350

I usually like my dominatrix without the dingding, thank you.

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Categories: Avatars, Clothing, FAIL, Fetish

Freebie Resell FAIL!

October 27, 2009 Leave a comment
SR-720h Skymaster 1.0 L$6000

SR-720h Skymaster 1.0 L$6000

HAHAHAHA!!! Come here for a minute, Sparky. If you are going to try and resell a freebie try using one that every asshat in Sandbox Goguen hasn’t been flying around in for the last 2 years. You also might want to consider the fact that anyone with L$6000 will know that and won’t be stupid enough to buy this from you. Although I’m not too worried about that since you probably placed your magic box in the sandbox too and it was deleted a week ago.

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Categories: FAIL, Vehicles

Permissions FAIL!

October 15, 2009 Leave a comment
"Fully functional ship's compass in brass. A steampunk work of art, suitable for sailing ships and airships. Ideal to be installed on a ship, as it has a moving face showing the direction your ship is moving to." L$180
“Fully functional ship’s compass in brass. A steampunk work of art, suitable for sailing ships and airships. Ideal to be installed on a ship, as it has a moving face showing the direction your ship is moving to.” L$180

And how exactly am I going to install it on anything if I can’t link it because it’s NO MODIFY?!?!
Oh, you must mean I can set it in a stationary vehicle that it supposed to look like a vehicle but really isn’t so I would know which direction it would be moving in if it were moving but isn’t because it’s not.
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Categories: FAIL, Useless gadgets
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