What? No cupholders?

THEODORA Neural Core Brain Implant and Reprogramming Chair L$200

I mean, who does a gynoid have to sleep with to get a few creature comforts? A pillow would be nice too you know. They DO have a few soft and fleshy parts here and there… especially there.

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Veal spaz dammit!

S+S Gothika Chair dieser stuhl hat eine sitzanimation mit beinhaltet , dieses ist ein cyber goth chair mal was anderes viel spass damit bei fragen und anregungen meldet euch einfach bei mir . viel spass damit ;O)= L$120

Maybe it looks better if you are German too.

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Happy Valentines day to you too! :P

Valentine's Heart Pillow L$1

Looks more like a Valentine’s Day Tongue Pillow from this angle… not that there us anything *wrong* with a little V-day tongue. Just sayin’.

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Classic FAIL!

Electric Goat - Classic Leather Couch L$75

Either that’s a very tall couch or it’s made for people with really narrow asses.

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Ludicrous Couch! Go!

*KISS 'n' CUDDLE CHRISTMAS LIVING ROOM SET* L$100

They’ve passed Ridiculous Couch and gone straight into PLAID! (Spaceballs reference)

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And I want one of these why?

100% hand painted replica of the classic 8-bit nintendo entertainment system. Comes with two controllers. The console itself is one prim, and the controllers are one prim as well. Does not actually play or do anything fancy, but looks great as a cute, low prim piece of home decor. L$50″]

Nintendo 8-bit NES [ English

I think I saw a real one of these for about the same price at a yard sale last week. And at least that one worked.

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What? No Faramir DVD racks in stock?

Boromir Welsh Dresser with 3 Plates L$160

You like Lord of the Rings. I get that. I just want to know what that has to do with this. Did Baromir collect plates? Was he Welsh? Did he like dressers? Or are you just to lazy to think up an original name? Oh, and this isn’t a dresser. It’s a sideboard, ninny.

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Brrrrr! It’s cold! Throw another snowball on the fire!

A cute little snowlamp made of snowballs and with a scripted fire inside:) Gives a golden glow. L$49

From the makers of the solar powered flashlight and edible toilet paper comes the latest in gadgets that make no sense. Seriously, are we cooking the snowballs or something? Do snowballs have some magical properties when stacked over a fire I don’t know about? Oh yeah, that’s right… THEY PUT IT OUT.

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HOLY COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, BATMAN!

"perfect lil boy bedroom set comes with bat tv to match the bedset " L$2000

Tuuuuuune in tomorrow!!! Same Bat-lawyer! Same Bat-Cease and Desist Order!

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This is soooooo much better than the base model

"Arwen blanket box with opening and closing lid using a high quality detailed wood texture and padded top in a luxurious "Chesterfield" texture and only 5 prims." L$185

That ‘luxurious’ freebie texture just makes all the difference. I could sit on that all day.

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