Valentine's Heart Pillow L$1
Looks more like a Valentine’s Day Tongue Pillow from this angle… not that there us anything *wrong* with a little V-day tongue. Just sayin’.
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Animated Christmas pictures L$40
Iz in ur shooz, poopn ur preznts.
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*KISS 'n' CUDDLE CHRISTMAS LIVING ROOM SET* L$100
They’ve passed Ridiculous Couch and gone straight into PLAID! (Spaceballs reference)
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I got tired of all these Snowmen and created a woman snow person i decided to call Frigid Bitch. She has a built in snow emitter and when you touch her she says some not so nice things. L$100
That’s okay. I don’t need to touch her. I’ve already been insulted, thanks. Nice to know the holidays always seem to bring out the best in everyone, doesn’t it?
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Christmas outfit for the men. L$299
Umm, for some of the men anyway I guess. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I’m just sayin’…
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With this dead Santa on a stick you can shout Bah Humbug! at the top of your lungs or use it as a decoration to spruce up? or down your parcel or sim. L$0
Hey! The Baby Jesus was born on this Christmas Day and he died for your sins, buddy! At least if it was Jesus Christ on a stick it would make more sense… since, well… he kinda already is. *points to crucifix* (yes, I know I’m going to hell now)
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Look at this cutie trying to guess what's in his Christmas Present. L$250
OMG I think my bloodsugar just spiked. I’m hoping it’s either a Lil Emo Self-Cutting Kit or Serial Killer Victim Set.
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"White cotton Thanksgiving panties. "Gobble Gobble" on front and a friendly friend on back." L$49
Nothing quite like taking a holiday associated with reuniting with family mixed with sexy panties imagery. “Hey, everyone! Grandma says the turkey is ready! And look what she’s wearing!”
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