Don’t be stealin’ the thing that I stole!

Japanese TEXTURE Great Wave off Kanagawa_Full Perm *** texture itself not for resale, only to use in your own builds, that you will be selling *** L$100

It really takes balls to take an image of a famous work of art, upload it, charge money for it, then tell people they can’t buy it from you and sell it to other peeps.
Morals? No. Talent? Fuck no. Balls? Yes.

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I’ll get you, my pretty… and your little nipple tassles too!

"HALLOWEEN SILK!! Under and Over Layers along with Silk, Arm Silks and Nipple Tassels" L$200

Since when do Goreans celebrate Halloween?
I haven’t been this confused since The Ewok Christmas Special.

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Permissions FAIL!

“Fully functional ship’s compass in brass. A steampunk work of art, suitable for sailing ships and airships. Ideal to be installed on a ship, as it has a moving face showing the direction your ship is moving to.” L$180

And how exactly am I going to install it on anything if I can’t link it because it’s NO MODIFY?!?!
Oh, you must mean I can set it in a stationary vehicle that it supposed to look like a vehicle but really isn’t so I would know which direction it would be moving in if it were moving but isn’t because it’s not.
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Necessity is the mother of invention after all.

"Here is a new Pee-Animation from SR-Design" L$350

Just last week I was thinking, “You know what would make me more comfortable while I was being urinated on? A nice pillow.”
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1st clue you might want to move

"The Girl Next Door Kayla!" L$1100

Girl next door?!?!? Next door to what? The Mustang Ranch? For L$1100 ANYone can see just how well “Kayla” (if that is her *real* stripper name) knows how to work that AO.  How much for her pimp, Boy Next Door – Tyrone?
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Silly me. I thought it was a Vulcan Pumpkinhead.

"Elven PumpkinHead - Lips A fun halloween costume with some elven flair. This pumpkinhead can be worn on your head and replaces you head. The pumpkin heads come carved in 4 different faces. And, they come with matching elven ears, leaves on top, and vines for hair. The costume also comes with a simple, matching green cloak. Wear this costume to your favorite costume party..." L$ 100

Elrond: Jagguril, Big lipped pumpkinhead of the west… forged from the shards of Windowsil.
Aragorn: Sauron will not have forgotten the pumpkin from End of the Blockendil. The gourd that was broken shall return to Minas Tirith!
Elrond: The man who can wield the power of this pumpkinhead can summon to him an army more retarded than any that walks this earth…

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Ooo yeah… Jack my lantern, baby.

"The cutest lil kid pumpkin outfit....Adorable for any child....Boy or girl..." L$50

Because incest ageplay is always better when you can make jokes about “pumping kin”
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Wayne?!?! I think I’m gonna hurl!

Major Inventory Cleanout!!! L$75

Holy crapola! Quick, Constipation Bear, use your magic belly badge enema power!
I know when I’m bent over puking my guts out I don’t want to be doing it into something that will make me puke my guts out. It will just start a peristalsic feedback loop and that won’t be good for anyone.
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Doody in da haas, yo!

You know, I was just saying to myself what would look really cool would be if I could attach giant orange turds all over my avatar’s body like a scatocological Michelin Man. KnowwhatI’msayin’? Yeah, now that would git da bitches. Yeah…
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OMG The furries are crossbreeding! It’s the end of days!

Nice and soft furry tiger costume is a great outfit for Halloween or just for fun. L$110

You know that episode of the original “V” mini-series where they pull out the lizard baby and everyone reacts in horror? That’s what I did when I saw this. If you think this is cute I beg of you to please seek professional help. Lucky baby my ass.
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A little to the left… back a bit… RIGHT THERE! DON’T MOVE!

“Perfect for many halloween costumes!” L$160

Yeah, and if you stick her on the TV you can pick up the game in HD.
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