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I see London, I see France…

January 28, 2010 Leave a comment

A pose based on the cover of the album "Paris" perfect for photography. The pose ball has a show/hide function. L$50

Paris wasn’t always the best at picking poses suited for photography. I mean, I can think of a few freebie beds that have poses that fit her too. Now if Paris herself had a show/hide function *THAT* would be something I would pay $50 for.

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Categories: Morally Bankrupt

He held aloft Playboy Dec ’07, signifying by devine right he was a loser

January 27, 2010 1 comment

HUNG a cool prims body jacket wrive some games and playboy magesin in the back a ipod player wrive headfoon on the jacket it self so great cuffs jeans to macht it al up this outfit cointains lot of goodys so dont miss it mister hUNG L$400

I always thought these jackets were a bit on the goofy side, but this one takes the cake. WTF is with that pocket in the back? How the hell are you supposed to reach back there and get anything? On top of that it has a buckle?!? I do admit it gives you a handy dandy place to withdraw your rolled up tube-o-porn like a magic sword of dorkness that proclaims… “I AM the KING of the LOSERS.”

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Categories: Clothing, WTF?

Anata wa baka gaijin desu ne?

January 27, 2010 Leave a comment

Flowery Kimono(child) L$35

If that’s a kimono I crap chocolate cupcakes.

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Categories: Clothing, Just plain crap

What? No cupholders?

January 26, 2010 Leave a comment

THEODORA Neural Core Brain Implant and Reprogramming Chair L$200

I mean, who does a gynoid have to sleep with to get a few creature comforts? A pillow would be nice too you know. They DO have a few soft and fleshy parts here and there… especially there.

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Categories: Avatars, Furnishings

Scripting FAIL

January 25, 2010 Leave a comment

Visit webpage page on click v1.0 L$10

You mean this script?

//Emmas Seetan
//21 September 17:06
 
string text = "Visit the Second Life Wiki!"; //Floating text
string url = "https://wiki.secondlife.com/"; //must include 'http://'
 
default
{
    touch_start(integer num_detected)
    {
        llLoadURL(llDetectedKey(0), text, url); //Loads the URL
    }
}

…which can be found in the scripting wiki here: http://wiki.secondlife.com/wiki/LlLoadURL

If you want to ad the hovertext option he talks about add this bit between default and touch_start:

    state_entry()
    {
         llSetText(text, <0.0, 1.0, 0.0>, 1.0); // Display text in green
    }

Of course, if the perms he advertises are correct you won’t be able to do ANY of this with his script because it is no transfer, which means you can’t edit it.

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Categories: FAIL, Morally Bankrupt

Small world, ain’t it?

January 24, 2010 Leave a comment

Baggies L$20

My #1 use for baggies is for a place to put dog poop. I see I’m not alone in that custom.

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Categories: Clothing

I can’t argue with that

January 23, 2010 Leave a comment

RezzBox Very easy to use (for dummies 🙂 L$49

For dummies is right. Here’s the problem. These things are advertised claiming you can rez objects with it only counting as one prim. That’s true, but the LAG from constantly rezzing hundreds of temp prims (since that is how they do it) slows the entire server and kills performance for everyone, including you. People who use these are the same oblivious asshats who try to take a full cart full of groceries through the 12 items or less / cash only lane and then want to pay with a check.

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Categories: Useless gadgets