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Don’t blame me when ex-cons start showing up with eating disorders

February 1, 2010 Leave a comment

Nothing says prison these days than the return of traditional Blank and White Stripes. This one is adapted from that used by the most dangerous inmates at the Terminal Island Correctional Facility. L$195

It is this sort of advertising that leads to a distorted body image in convicted fellons. How are rapists and murders supposed to feel good about themsleves when this is how they think society believes they should look? Being someone’s bitch is hard enough without always having that aching feeling in your heart your cellmate wishes you looked like a supermodel.

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Categories: Avatars, Clothing

What? No cupholders?

January 26, 2010 Leave a comment

THEODORA Neural Core Brain Implant and Reprogramming Chair L$200

I mean, who does a gynoid have to sleep with to get a few creature comforts? A pillow would be nice too you know. They DO have a few soft and fleshy parts here and there… especially there.

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Categories: Avatars, Furnishings

OMG! YOU RIPPED OFF KENNY!

January 14, 2010 Leave a comment

Cheap Kenny avatar inspired by South Park characters. L$10

Inspired? Ummm, yeah. Whatever.

HEY! Guess what! The 90’s called. They want their catch phrases back.

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You’ve never given birth, have you?

December 16, 2009 Leave a comment

*Shows facial animations of intense enjoyment.* L$149

Intense enjoyment? Really? Are you sure you want to stick with that story? To quote the immortal words of Bill Cosby, “She grabbed my bottom lip… and said, ‘I… WANT… MORPHINE!!!'”

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Categories: Avatars, FAIL, Primbabies

WTF is wrong with people!?!?

December 9, 2009 Leave a comment

wear this full back tatt to get everyone around you super horny. see how this lil cock hungry slut squeals with delight as she is double stuffed full of fat cock. L$109

OMFG! What planet do you live on where you think a tattoo of an underage girl on your back is good for making people ‘horny’?!?! Who exactly are you trying to make horny?!? This item isn’t adult… It’s ILLEGAL in many countries and is a violation of the Community Standards not to mention common decency!

Before anyone even thinks of checking I am NOT linking back to this item and it HAS been reported. I debated if I even wanted to put this on my site because of the imagery. But then I thought instead I’d black out the illegal sex parts (which are NOT blocked in the original listing), post date this a couple of weeks so LL would have the chance to do something about it, and then (in case they don’t) let everyone know that STILTE RHODE IS A SICK PERVERT AND NEEDS TO HAVE HIS  FECKING ACCOUNT PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR THIS CRAP! PLEASE CHECK HIS STORE IN WORLD AND IF THIS THING IS STILL THERE PLEASE ABUSE REPORT IT! (you can find his store in his profile)

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Carol Anne! Stay away from the light!

November 27, 2009 1 comment

Beautiful Slave Tattoo for you Crotch. L$100

I like how a tattoo of “Slave” over your naughty bits is suddenly NOT considered adult just because you have a sunburst effect shooting out of her cooter. WTF is with that anyway? Is she giving birth to Jesus or something?  I sort of doubt the mother of the second coming of Christ is going to have “Slave” written over her vajayjay.

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Categories: Avatars, Clothing, Fetish

It all happened so fast!

November 19, 2009 Leave a comment

ski mask

Robber's Ski Mask L$99

SLPD Officer: “So you were assaulted by this guy. What did he look like, ma’am?”
Female avatar: “I don’t know. He was wearing a mask… but the name over his head was…”
SLPD Officer: “Please, ma’am. Just answer the question. Did you get a good look or not?”
Female avatar: “But that’s what I’m trying to tell you… his name… it was…”
SLPD Officer: “Hey, if you can’t give a description we can go by I guess we are done here.”

You are right. We are.

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Categories: Attachments, Avatars, Clothing