Archive for the ‘Clothing’ Category

Don’t blame me when ex-cons start showing up with eating disorders

February 1, 2010 Leave a comment

Nothing says prison these days than the return of traditional Blank and White Stripes. This one is adapted from that used by the most dangerous inmates at the Terminal Island Correctional Facility. L$195

It is this sort of advertising that leads to a distorted body image in convicted fellons. How are rapists and murders supposed to feel good about themsleves when this is how they think society believes they should look? Being someone’s bitch is hard enough without always having that aching feeling in your heart your cellmate wishes you looked like a supermodel.


Categories: Avatars, Clothing

He held aloft Playboy Dec ’07, signifying by devine right he was a loser

January 27, 2010 1 comment

HUNG a cool prims body jacket wrive some games and playboy magesin in the back a ipod player wrive headfoon on the jacket it self so great cuffs jeans to macht it al up this outfit cointains lot of goodys so dont miss it mister hUNG L$400

I always thought these jackets were a bit on the goofy side, but this one takes the cake. WTF is with that pocket in the back? How the hell are you supposed to reach back there and get anything? On top of that it has a buckle?!? I do admit it gives you a handy dandy place to withdraw your rolled up tube-o-porn like a magic sword of dorkness that proclaims… “I AM the KING of the LOSERS.”


Categories: Clothing, WTF?

Anata wa baka gaijin desu ne?

January 27, 2010 Leave a comment

Flowery Kimono(child) L$35

If that’s a kimono I crap chocolate cupcakes.


Categories: Clothing, Just plain crap

Small world, ain’t it?

January 24, 2010 Leave a comment

Baggies L$20

My #1 use for baggies is for a place to put dog poop. I see I’m not alone in that custom.


Categories: Clothing

Symbols for the symbol-minded

December 17, 2009 Leave a comment

Beautiful black shirt with ying yang print an 3/4 sleeves and sculpted collar. L$100

It’s called ‘yin-yang (with one ‘g’). ‘Ying-yang’ is what your model must keep his comb up because his hair looks like shit.


Categories: Clothing, FAIL

Stop Or I’ll Strip!

December 13, 2009 Leave a comment

Simple police shirt, comes with naughty short skirt. L$25

I think this should be the official uniform for all police groups in SL, male and female. I mean, it’s not like anyone takes them seriously as it is. They should at least be entertaining.


Categories: Clothing, Fetish

OOooooo!!! You go girl!

December 10, 2009 Leave a comment

Christmas outfit for the men. L$299

Umm, for some of the men anyway I guess. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I’m just sayin’…


Categories: Clothing, Holidaze