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Scripting FAIL

January 25, 2010 Leave a comment

Visit webpage page on click v1.0 L$10

You mean this script?

//Emmas Seetan
//21 September 17:06
 
string text = "Visit the Second Life Wiki!"; //Floating text
string url = "https://wiki.secondlife.com/"; //must include 'http://'
 
default
{
    touch_start(integer num_detected)
    {
        llLoadURL(llDetectedKey(0), text, url); //Loads the URL
    }
}

…which can be found in the scripting wiki here: http://wiki.secondlife.com/wiki/LlLoadURL

If you want to ad the hovertext option he talks about add this bit between default and touch_start:

    state_entry()
    {
         llSetText(text, <0.0, 1.0, 0.0>, 1.0); // Display text in green
    }

Of course, if the perms he advertises are correct you won’t be able to do ANY of this with his script because it is no transfer, which means you can’t edit it.

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Categories: FAIL, Morally Bankrupt

Classic FAIL!

December 20, 2009 Leave a comment

Electric Goat - Classic Leather Couch L$75

Either that’s a very tall couch or it’s made for people with really narrow asses.

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Categories: FAIL, Furnishings

Symbols for the symbol-minded

December 17, 2009 Leave a comment

Beautiful black shirt with ying yang print an 3/4 sleeves and sculpted collar. L$100

It’s called ‘yin-yang (with one ‘g’). ‘Ying-yang’ is what your model must keep his comb up because his hair looks like shit.

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Categories: Clothing, FAIL

You’ve never given birth, have you?

December 16, 2009 Leave a comment

*Shows facial animations of intense enjoyment.* L$149

Intense enjoyment? Really? Are you sure you want to stick with that story? To quote the immortal words of Bill Cosby, “She grabbed my bottom lip… and said, ‘I… WANT… MORPHINE!!!'”

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Categories: Avatars, FAIL, Primbabies

Show me a sign!

December 15, 2009 Leave a comment

a 100% perm texture for your great buildings or other stylish tools you build. L$51

This should go perfectly with my “Welcome! We’re CLOSED” sign I got last week.

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Categories: FAIL

FFS! PICK A FONT!

December 2, 2009 1 comment

*EeLs* buddha Tshirt (red) L$50

Are you selling the shirt or holding it for ransom? btw, that’s a really dark shade of red.

 

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Categories: Clothing, FAIL, WTF?

Ye Olde FAIL

December 1, 2009 Leave a comment

Individual medieval meal (boxed) L$350

The old scroll look is a nice touch, except you don’t see many medieval documents with color photos. DOH!

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Categories: FAIL