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Profiteering was never so adorable!

February 3, 2010 Leave a comment

Haiti's Prayer Bear come with A prayer inside this adorable Bear! L$30

Here is my prayer:

“Oh Baby Jesus, we pray for all the people of Haiti. Please help them in their time of need. But please also help this misguided soul attempting to profit from their pain by slapping “prayers for Haiti” on a stupid bear and selling it. We know she’s probably just as clueless today as she was in 2005 when she bought that Aladdin T-shirt. I’m sure she didn’t know it was made by women working 12-16 hour shifts 7 days a week for 28 cents an hour in a Disney run sweatshop. We know even if she did she probably didn’t have given a shit like most other people. We can only hope and pray she now realizes how she too is also exploiting these poor people and has an epiphany of Christlike compassion. We hope she takes any L$ she makes from these bears and gives it TIMES ONE HUNDRED to a charity that is working to help these people rather than profit from them and atones for her sins. Amen. “

“P.S. When Pat Robertson dies, please smack him for me. Thank you. “

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Anata wa baka gaijin desu ne?

January 27, 2010 Leave a comment

Flowery Kimono(child) L$35

If that’s a kimono I crap chocolate cupcakes.

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Categories: Clothing, Just plain crap

Veal spaz dammit!

January 22, 2010 Leave a comment

S+S Gothika Chair dieser stuhl hat eine sitzanimation mit beinhaltet , dieses ist ein cyber goth chair mal was anderes viel spass damit bei fragen und anregungen meldet euch einfach bei mir . viel spass damit ;O)= L$120

Maybe it looks better if you are German too.

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OMG that’s so original!

January 21, 2010 Leave a comment

This is a Really nice Skull Head TIPJAR. L$20

Is there anything that someone won’t add a tipjar script to? It’s like stoners who will make a bong out of anything. WooHOO!!! Look! I made a tipjar out of a freebie car. Now I can drive around and people can pay me tips for being so creative and original!

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You play this gesture… I KILL YOU!

January 16, 2010 Leave a comment

Jeff Dunham Gesture - Silence i Kill You (Achmed)

The whole dead terrorist “I kill you” bit was mildly funny the first… oh… 10,000 times but the last thing I need is a gaggle of assholes playing it over and over in my SL. Dunham’s 15 are just about up as it is. Cut the poor bastard some slack and stop ripping off his jokes. I mean, you even ripping off his artwork ffs.

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What are you? 12?

December 18, 2009 Leave a comment

he Grim Rider has 6 gears, the last being fast. It is copyable and transferable, but no modify. If you wish custom colors, please contact me or if there are any problems. This is a great car for the little person, who like a special car. L$400

I stopped thinking cars made out of coffins were cool about the time puberty hit and I realized what a shitty TV show ‘The Munsters’ really was. And thanks for telling me the top gear is the fastest. That’s good to know. *rolls eyes*

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Categories: Just plain crap, Vehicles

I’m sensing some hostility here

December 11, 2009 Leave a comment

I got tired of all these Snowmen and created a woman snow person i decided to call Frigid Bitch. She has a built in snow emitter and when you touch her she says some not so nice things. L$100

That’s okay. I don’t need to touch her. I’ve already been insulted, thanks. Nice to know the holidays always seem to bring out the best in everyone, doesn’t it?

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Categories: Holidaze, Just plain crap