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Profiteering was never so adorable!

February 3, 2010 Leave a comment

Haiti's Prayer Bear come with A prayer inside this adorable Bear! L$30

Here is my prayer:

“Oh Baby Jesus, we pray for all the people of Haiti. Please help them in their time of need. But please also help this misguided soul attempting to profit from their pain by slapping “prayers for Haiti” on a stupid bear and selling it. We know she’s probably just as clueless today as she was in 2005 when she bought that Aladdin T-shirt. I’m sure she didn’t know it was made by women working 12-16 hour shifts 7 days a week for 28 cents an hour in a Disney run sweatshop. We know even if she did she probably didn’t have given a shit like most other people. We can only hope and pray she now realizes how she too is also exploiting these poor people and has an epiphany of Christlike compassion. We hope she takes any L$ she makes from these bears and gives it TIMES ONE HUNDRED to a charity that is working to help these people rather than profit from them and atones for her sins. Amen. “

“P.S. When Pat Robertson dies, please smack him for me. Thank you. “

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Crucifixion?

February 2, 2010 Leave a comment

Jesus Holy Crucifix A homage to Jesus Christ. L$100

Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each…

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Categories: Morally Bankrupt

I see London, I see France…

January 28, 2010 Leave a comment

A pose based on the cover of the album "Paris" perfect for photography. The pose ball has a show/hide function. L$50

Paris wasn’t always the best at picking poses suited for photography. I mean, I can think of a few freebie beds that have poses that fit her too. Now if Paris herself had a show/hide function *THAT* would be something I would pay $50 for.

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Categories: Morally Bankrupt

Scripting FAIL

January 25, 2010 Leave a comment

Visit webpage page on click v1.0 L$10

You mean this script?

//Emmas Seetan
//21 September 17:06
 
string text = "Visit the Second Life Wiki!"; //Floating text
string url = "https://wiki.secondlife.com/"; //must include 'http://'
 
default
{
    touch_start(integer num_detected)
    {
        llLoadURL(llDetectedKey(0), text, url); //Loads the URL
    }
}

…which can be found in the scripting wiki here: http://wiki.secondlife.com/wiki/LlLoadURL

If you want to ad the hovertext option he talks about add this bit between default and touch_start:

    state_entry()
    {
         llSetText(text, <0.0, 1.0, 0.0>, 1.0); // Display text in green
    }

Of course, if the perms he advertises are correct you won’t be able to do ANY of this with his script because it is no transfer, which means you can’t edit it.

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Categories: FAIL, Morally Bankrupt

WTF is wrong with people!?!?

December 9, 2009 Leave a comment

wear this full back tatt to get everyone around you super horny. see how this lil cock hungry slut squeals with delight as she is double stuffed full of fat cock. L$109

OMFG! What planet do you live on where you think a tattoo of an underage girl on your back is good for making people ‘horny’?!?! Who exactly are you trying to make horny?!? This item isn’t adult… It’s ILLEGAL in many countries and is a violation of the Community Standards not to mention common decency!

Before anyone even thinks of checking I am NOT linking back to this item and it HAS been reported. I debated if I even wanted to put this on my site because of the imagery. But then I thought instead I’d black out the illegal sex parts (which are NOT blocked in the original listing), post date this a couple of weeks so LL would have the chance to do something about it, and then (in case they don’t) let everyone know that STILTE RHODE IS A SICK PERVERT AND NEEDS TO HAVE HIS  FECKING ACCOUNT PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR THIS CRAP! PLEASE CHECK HIS STORE IN WORLD AND IF THIS THING IS STILL THERE PLEASE ABUSE REPORT IT! (you can find his store in his profile)

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Let’s remember the reason for the season, people!

December 8, 2009 Leave a comment

With this dead Santa on a stick you can shout Bah Humbug! at the top of your lungs or use it as a decoration to spruce up? or down your parcel or sim. L$0

Hey! The Baby Jesus was born on this Christmas Day and he died for your sins, buddy! At least if it was Jesus Christ on a stick it would make more sense… since, well… he kinda already is. *points to crucifix* (yes, I know I’m going to hell now)

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In 2D!!!

November 29, 2009 Leave a comment

This is a 1-prim 2-dimensional Christmas Gnome image. L$20

… that was ripped off the internet.

http://www.tesora.com.au/Farting-Gnome__10705.htm

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