Archive for the ‘Primbabies’ Category

You’ve never given birth, have you?

December 16, 2009 Leave a comment

*Shows facial animations of intense enjoyment.* L$149

Intense enjoyment? Really? Are you sure you want to stick with that story? To quote the immortal words of Bill Cosby, “She grabbed my bottom lip… and said, ‘I… WANT… MORPHINE!!!'”


Categories: Avatars, FAIL, Primbabies

Milk with your tea?

December 4, 2009 Leave a comment

Breast Pump Scripted copy 1 feeding bottle 1 breast pump to set on the counter for decoration 1 scripted breast pump that you can wear. Wear the pump on a pectoral, click, watch and listen. The scripted pump makes noise as the milk collects. L$105

Decoration? You mean like a holiday centerpiece or a floral arrangement? Should fit beautifully next to the sugar bowl and salt and pepper shakers. Coffee anyone?


And Dingo was his name-o

November 25, 2009 Leave a comment

BC - Sculpted Dingo Dog L$595

I guess that explains all the missing primbabies.


Categories: Primbabies

Just in time for Thanksgiving!

November 17, 2009 Leave a comment


Newborn baby incubator. For your neborn prim baby. L$200

I like mine medium rare with just a little pink left on the inside, please.


Categories: Primbabies

OMG The furries are crossbreeding! It’s the end of days!

October 8, 2009 Leave a comment

Nice and soft furry tiger costume is a great outfit for Halloween or just for fun.

Nice and soft furry tiger costume is a great outfit for Halloween or just for fun. L$110

You know that episode of the original “V” mini-series where they pull out the lizard baby and everyone reacts in horror? That’s what I did when I saw this. If you think this is cute I beg of you to please seek professional help. Lucky baby my ass.

Categories: Primbabies