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That’s like saying “genuine vinyl”

December 21, 2009 Leave a comment

Gorean Market stall... an authentic based gorean or medieval market stall complete with display stand with canvas cover and all for only two prims. L$500

Authentic based? WTF is that? Either it’s authentic or it’s based-on. It can’t be both. If it is authentic I’d like to know what historical archive you went to in order to find ‘authentic gorean’ anything, since it’s a made up world. It sure as hell can’t be authentic medieval because you’re missing the support poles for the front of the roof there Sparky.

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Categories: Structures

Now with EXTRA LAG!

November 22, 2009 Leave a comment

coop

SionChicken Coop with 4 Sections. L$150

Complete with 4 separate sections for the little buggers to bump into and cause enough physics collisions to kill the entire sim with no effort (or comprehension) on your part at all! Your neighbors will be so excited!

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Feces by any other name…

November 9, 2009 Leave a comment

THE SPHERES OF DOOM!! L$250

THE SPHERES OF DOOM!! L$250

Because “BALLS OF CRAP!!” didn’t test well in the focus group.

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What’s a pedestrian?

November 7, 2009 Leave a comment

"Get pedestrians safely over roads, railroads and canals." L$199

"Get pedestrians safely over roads, railroads and canals." L$199

Thank god. I was wondering what we could do to protect people from being seriously injured while crossing the traffic choked roads in SL. I mean, what are they supposed to do? Fly? HAHHAhaha… ha… um… yeah.

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From the people who think Taco Bell is Mexican food…

October 22, 2009 Leave a comment
"Asian style bridge, for your japanese, chinese or korean themes." L$570

"Asian style bridge, for your japanese, chinese or korean themes." L$570

Yet another crappy “asian” building with that same stupid roofline. On behalf of 1 billion plus people I beg of you to please stop lumping all their cultural icons together because you can’t tell the difference and calling it “asian” like that makes it any better. You don’t combine bratwurst on a croissant with marinara and a side of haggis and call it “european cuisine” do you? No, you call it what it is, CRAP. Guess what? No matter how detailed you make it you are still making crap! This is a message for all builders of non-asian descent. Please stop. Walk away from the mouse. Let them build representations of their heritage and you stick with yours.

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