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I can’t argue with that

January 23, 2010 Leave a comment

RezzBox Very easy to use (for dummies 🙂 L$49

For dummies is right. Here’s the problem. These things are advertised claiming you can rez objects with it only counting as one prim. That’s true, but the LAG from constantly rezzing hundreds of temp prims (since that is how they do it) slows the entire server and kills performance for everyone, including you. People who use these are the same oblivious asshats who try to take a full cart full of groceries through the 12 items or less / cash only lane and then want to pay with a check.

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Categories: Useless gadgets

OMG that’s so original!

January 21, 2010 Leave a comment

This is a Really nice Skull Head TIPJAR. L$20

Is there anything that someone won’t add a tipjar script to? It’s like stoners who will make a bong out of anything. WooHOO!!! Look! I made a tipjar out of a freebie car. Now I can drive around and people can pay me tips for being so creative and original!

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Got Your Nose!

December 12, 2009 Leave a comment

The Wormwood Potion can be used to rescue a soul from Limbo. An avatar's soul will be in Limbo if they have been bitten, but have not joined Bloodlines. Once they drink the Wormwood Potion, their soul will be rescued from Limbo, and will be promised to the next person to bite them. The soul will be delivered once they register for Bloodlines. L$199

An avatar’s soul?!?! If someone came up to you and said, “I got your nose!” and then told you in order to get it back you have to pay them for a magic trinket and register on some silly website in order to get it back what would you do? If you said, “Tell them to piss off” give yourself a prize.

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Categories: Useless gadgets

And I want one of these why?

December 7, 2009 Leave a comment
100% hand painted replica of the classic 8-bit nintendo entertainment system. Comes with two controllers. The console itself is one prim, and the controllers are one prim as well. Does not actually play or do anything fancy, but looks great as a cute, low prim piece of home decor. L$50”]

I think I saw a real one of these for about the same price at a yard sale last week. And at least that one worked.

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Brrrrr! It’s cold! Throw another snowball on the fire!

November 21, 2009 Leave a comment

snowlamp

A cute little snowlamp made of snowballs and with a scripted fire inside:) Gives a golden glow. L$49

From the makers of the solar powered flashlight and edible toilet paper comes the latest in gadgets that make no sense. Seriously, are we cooking the snowballs or something? Do snowballs have some magical properties when stacked over a fire I don’t know about? Oh yeah, that’s right… THEY PUT IT OUT.

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What’s a pedestrian?

November 7, 2009 Leave a comment

"Get pedestrians safely over roads, railroads and canals." L$199

"Get pedestrians safely over roads, railroads and canals." L$199

Thank god. I was wondering what we could do to protect people from being seriously injured while crossing the traffic choked roads in SL. I mean, what are they supposed to do? Fly? HAHHAhaha… ha… um… yeah.

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Have some fun and extra laughs while you appeal your suspension!

October 19, 2009 2 comments

Listens to mainchat and records it. Time and name are recorded, you can follow the dialogue like you were the invisible 3rd person.  When you click it, the recorded stuff is sent to you by IM, absolute privacy!  Have fun and some extra laughs using it :) L$199

Listens to mainchat and records it. Time and name are recorded, you can follow the dialogue like you were the invisible 3rd person. When you click it, the recorded stuff is sent to you by IM, absolute privacy! Have fun and some extra laughs using it 🙂 L$199

In case you didn’t know, recording or relaying open chat is against the Community Standards.
That means if you use this device you can get your account suspended.
Hooo boy! We havin’ fun now!
Yessirie!

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